Youth may be wasted on the young but at least the sex gets better

Esplanada do Teleférico, Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal. All rights @ Mahkeo

Ten years after my ex and I broke up we were drunk again and fucking in his living room.

He was contentedly living in squalor in a triplex on campus where the previous tenant had actually fallen through the bathroom floor into the crawl space. My ex didn’t mind the hasty linoleum patch over the gaping hole, the safety hazards, or code violations. He…